ROTFLMAO!! A pumpkin! I don't think I've ever been drunk enough to f*ck a pumpkin...
Of course, you know you just gave away the fact that you have been drunk enough to f*ck a sofa. I remember once reading a novel in which a character did that and thinking to myself something along the lines of "there but for the lack of what a Y chromsome might have granted me goeth I"
Anyways, you are the one who needs to rest up and get well. I'm happy if my slightly feverish babblings have offered entertainment. I will, of course, send you and Miss IC a complimentary copy of my Erotic Scrapbooking Kit as soon as it is available. Also, a free pair of panties from my "Naughty Butt Nice" line. Also an advance readers copy of my new cookbook "More Than Free Milk: A Guide to Feeding Multiple Men from the Polyamorous Kitchen". Of course, since I am rather lazy I shall probably just copy some recipes from some old guide to feeding farmhands or running a boardinghouse.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
