GGG- What it means to me.

[LustForLife]

I could meet Polyamour #1 (a busy work-a-holic with little time for relationships but a lot of testosterone)for a 3x f*ckfest on Friday night and then have my regular brunch thing with Polyamour #2 (relatively LD to me but in a relationship with a woman who discovered she was gay after they had kids together) on Sunday and that would leave Tuesday and Thursday evening free to spend with Polyamour #3 (normal drive and cuddly but burnt by two bad marriages).

I love how you create this fantasy world in your head about your future love life. You really need to write a novel.
But I still say you will have trouble with this poly stuff as soon as you start to have LOVE for one guy in particular. And then, given he is a devout poly guy himself, you will have nothing but aching heartache and proceed to eat an entire box of chocolate chip cookies for comfort. Of course, this heartache can occur just as easily with monogamous R too so.... I'm probably just jealous at the thought of having three different men sexually validating me in one week.

LFL

[MJontheMend]

OK, difference in math between us...multiple times within an 8 hour period count as 1x for me...kind of like a continuation of the initial encounter. Unless it spills over midnight...then I would have to re-think my math...did I do it 1x with continuation, or did we have sex twice in 2 days? Hmmm, I guess I have too much time on my hands if I'm trying to put this into theory form

Well, in my book, if any sort of unrelated activity for which I must put on clothing for more than a few minutes or deep sleep occurs in between my orgasms than it counts as more than one time.

{IC counting out on his fingers..3x with #1, 1x with #2, & 2x with #3..yup! equals 6} Hey !! You said 7x and I come up with 6x..does this mean #7 is with that tan, size D in the hot bikini

Actually, I'm still semi-in-touch with my one female lover. We were good friends in college. She lives in California and is married with two young children and has a very Good Vibrations type sex life. I say that I am not bi-sexual because I could never fall "in love" with a woman. I can have sex with a woman who is bi-sexual when I am horny and drunk for the same reason that many men can have sex with a sofa or a pumpkin when they are horny and drunk. I think I am leaving spot #7 open in case an intriguing Paramour #4 should happen by.

[MJontheMend]

But I still say you will have trouble with this poly stuff as soon as you start to have LOVE for one guy in particular. And then, given he is a devout poly guy himself, you will have nothing but aching heartache and proceed to eat an entire box of chocolate chip cookies for comfort. Of course, this heartache can occur just as easily with monogamous R too so.... I'm probably just jealous at the thought of having three different men sexually validating me in one week.

Well, in the non-fiction memoir "A Round-Heeled Woman" in which a 67 year old woman places a personal ad searching for hot "just sex", the interesting thing that happened was that she did have just hot sex with some guys, affectionate encounters with some guys and she fell madly in love with one man who was involved with another woman in a LTR. It wasn't even that the sex was so hot with the guy with whom she fell in love, it was more of a mind-meld pilgrim soul thing (she was an English teacher and writer). At the end of the book, she is heading off for a vacation of hot sex with a 30-something year old David Duchovny look-a-like. I could easily arrange for hot sex encounters with hot 20 something year olds if I so desired and I didn't have a 19 year old son and therefore think "yuck".

What is my point? Like you said, it's just as easily to be miserably heartbroken in a committed, monogamous LTR. Especially one in which cr*p happens like you say "I love you" after sex and he replies "Thank you.". At least in the land of polyamoury or even serial monogamy you can limit your cookie eating to the time period it takes to find the only known cure.

[Imconfused0807]

OK, difference in math between us...multiple times within an 8 hour period count as 1x for me...kind of like a continuation of the initial encounter. Unless it spills over midnight...then I would have to re-think my math...did I do it 1x with continuation, or did we have sex twice in 2 days? Hmmm, I guess I have too much time on my hands if I'm trying to put this into theory form

Well, in my book, if any sort of unrelated activity for which I must put on clothing for more than a few minutes or deep sleep occurs in between my orgasms than it counts as more than one time.

OK, I'll go with that...I try to keep Miss IC's azz naked if a round 2 or 3 is a possibility, because once she's clothed...it's too hard to get kitty to come out and play again

I can have sex with a woman who is bi-sexual when I am horny and drunk for the same reason that many men can have sex with a sofa or a pumpkin when they are horny and drunk. I think I am leaving spot #7 open in case an intriguing Paramour #4 should happen by.

ROTFLMAO!! A pumpkin! I don't think I've ever been drunk enough to f*ck a pumpkin...I don't think? Thanks Mojo for ruining me, I'll never be able to look at another jack-o-lantern without thinking of this...might have to practice my carving techniques for next Halloween

Thanks Mojo for making this couped up inside, Sunday afternoon a little more interesting...you're the best!

Get well ! And as for them swimsuit bottoms with the low-cut jeans...jury's still out on that one There's always the often seen alternative of low-rise jeans with hi-rise g-string...not quite my thing, but does get the mind wandering {oh sh!t, forgot Miss IC reads these}

[MJontheMend]

ROTFLMAO!! A pumpkin! I don't think I've ever been drunk enough to f*ck a pumpkin...

Of course, you know you just gave away the fact that you have been drunk enough to f*ck a sofa. I remember once reading a novel in which a character did that and thinking to myself something along the lines of "there but for the lack of what a Y chromsome might have granted me goeth I"

Anyways, you are the one who needs to rest up and get well. I'm happy if my slightly feverish babblings have offered entertainment. I will, of course, send you and Miss IC a complimentary copy of my Erotic Scrapbooking Kit as soon as it is available. Also, a free pair of panties from my "Naughty Butt Nice" line. Also an advance readers copy of my new cookbook "More Than Free Milk: A Guide to Feeding Multiple Men from the Polyamorous Kitchen". Of course, since I am rather lazy I shall probably just copy some recipes from some old guide to feeding farmhands or running a boardinghouse.

[karen1]

MJ,

OMG - You should own a business like "the booty parlor". You would do it so much better!!!!

Believe it or not I read a website during my pregnancy where people ask various questions. More than one post addressed fcuking a couch during pregnancy. Apparently the horny preggos were doing so with some regularity!!

Karen

[Imconfused0807]

Of course, you know you just gave away the fact that you have been drunk enough to f*ck a sofa.

LOL. I was hoping you wouldn't catch that. Mojo, I've gone through extended bouts of SSM in both of my marriages...so if the truth be known, yes I have been drunk enough to f*ck a sofa, a pumpkin, watermelons, cantaloupes, honey dews, and maybe a few varieties of winter squash. Now whether I acted upon these urges is another story...I just always assumed that waking up with an orange c*ck meant that I must have masturbated after eating a bag of Cheetos, but I suppose a pumpkin is not out of the question. Either that, or I got a blow job from a clown...only problem with that theory is that I've never lived near a circus

I will, of course, send you and Miss IC a complimentary copy of my Erotic Scrapbooking Kit as soon as it is available. Also, a free pair of panties from my "Naughty Butt Nice" line. Also an advance readers copy of my new cookbook "More Than Free Milk: A Guide to Feeding Multiple Men from the Polyamorous Kitchen". Of course, since I am rather lazy I shall probably just copy some recipes from some old guide to feeding farmhands or running a boardinghouse.

I love the book idea...the title alone will sell millions. As for the panties, address them to Miss IC because if a pair of women's panties show up at our door step with my name on them....who knows, might lead to another extended bout of SSM

[Crazy Eddie]

Okay, given that I would be in relationships with men who are openly polyamorous and therefore I wouldn't be hurting any puppy dogs by not being monogamous, I could probably take care of the "just sex" and physical affection needs of about 2.5 men.

I don't know how much you've thought through that scenario, but it seems from reading this board that the first thing a wife tends to do when she acquires a lover is refuse to participate in any sexual activity whatsoever with her husband from that very day forward. She can go from once a day to zero without warning or explanation. I'm not sure what's up with that, but are you sure you wouldn't be susceptible to this remarkable shift in desire if you tried it?

[MJontheMend]

I don't know how much you've thought through that scenario, but it seems from reading this board that the first thing a wife tends to do when she acquires a lover is refuse to participate in any sexual activity whatsoever with her husband from that very day forward. She can go from once a day to zero without warning or explanation. I'm not sure what's up with that, but are you sure you wouldn't be susceptible to this remarkable shift in desire if you tried it?

Well, first I should make it clear that being a polyamorist is not at all the same thing as being a cheater/adulterer or a swinger. Polyamorists strive to have open, honest and loving or at least affectionate relationships with all of their partners. I think a woman who is having an adulterous affair is simply enacting a dishonest model of serial monogamy and that is why she doesn't have sex with her H. It would be the emotional equivalent of cheating on her lover. OTOH, it does seem likely that sexual desire would become attached to the fresh stream of "in love" chemicals in a new sexual relationship. However, eventually some kind of equilibrium could be restored. Also, you need to consider the fact that the relationship would be open for the men to get their needs met otherwise also. I would think in the highly unlikely scenario that I openly became the only sexual partner of 3 different men , the monkey might be all over the new guy but the cow, bunny and lioness could probably take care of the other two. My sister is living with her last boyfriend with whom she is no longer sexual but they cuddle together, share household chores and some finances and co-parent a dog. She is dating a man with whom she is not yet sexual but they are quite hot for each other. Her former boyfriend is quite happy with the arrangement because my sister, like me, is an intelligent cuddly feeder and therefore makes a great woman to have around the house and he is now free to hang out at the strip club where he does yoga with the dancers on a daily basis. So, she was at her new boyfriend's house last night and there was an ice storm so her old boyfriend called her there to let her know to be careful driving home. So, he was able to exhibit caring male protective behavior without feeling jealousy about her new sexual relationship.

Anyways, if I do decide to adopt a polyamorous lifestyle, the good thing is it won't be a problem with my family since pretty much anything goes since my baby bi-sexual sister had a LTR with a female-to-male trans-sexual.

[MJontheMend]

Well, GP and I are no more and here's why. First off, I should make it clear that IMO this was a pretty 50/50 mutual type break-up. The fact that I am not entirely to blame should be evidenced by the fact that we had a convo in which he complimented me on being the least "vengeful" woman he has ever been with. Perhaps it was due to my low-level fever but I wasn't even entirely certain what I was supposed to be "vengeful" about but clearly there was something or he wouldn't have said that.

Anyways, we need not concern ourselves with GP and his apparent predilection for causing women to exhibit vengeful behavior. This thread is all about me, me, me. Last week my sister and I relocated our business which required us to move over 600 banker boxes full of books. We hired a couple helpers but it was a big job and at one point my sister asked me "Why didn't you get your 500-push-ups-a-day BF over here to help?" I realized that was a very good question and I gave it some serious thought. Pretty much I decided that although I want a dominant man in my bed all up in my u-know-what, I don't want a dominant man in my life all up in my business. My sexual monkey and my non-sexual monkey are in conflict because one wants to be spanked and the other doesn't. Another way I might express it is that my sexual monkey is frequently holding hands with my bunny but my non-sexual monkey is more often holding hands with my lioness. I think BF must really be my obnoxious little brother separated at birth because he so frequently says things that make me think about my own sexuality from the opposite POV. I mostly don't want to be sexually "respected" by men because I am mostly a sexual submissive. However, in "real life" I do want respect and autonomy. So it kind of goes like:

1) Pin me down and have your way with me.- Yum!

2) Open doors for me.- Nice!

3) Suggest that I need new tires on my car or long underwear.- Tolerable.

4) Leave post-it notes telling me to clean the coffee-maker.- Do not like even one little bit.

5) Signal strongly that while it is okay for you to go out, for instance, gambling on a Saturday night, it is not okay for me to go out to the blues bar with friends. - No. No. No. Monkey in a cage. Intolerable.