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And I think the reverse can probably be said regarding us males...the more we drink, our f*ckable percentage tends to drop


LOL- That is so true. If a guy stares at you and says "Ooh ah bootiful" even if he is very cute and you enjoy that type of validation, you just have to remind yourself of the unlikelihood of successful male performance under such circumstances and the high likelihood of having to perform high-level vomit-cleaning cow chores on short acquaintance.


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