Guess what? I took a test that determines how f*ckable you are and I am in the 99th percentile for women my age. So, you may ask "Why am I taking tests rather than getting f*cked on a Saturday night?" The answer is that it is winter in Michigan and I have bronchitis or walking pneumonia and my current beau has food poisoning or went out gambling and told me that he has food poisoning but I don't care anyways because I am probably going to break up with him and become polyamorous. You may be wondering why I have to break up with somebody in order to become polyamorous. Ethical polyamorous people are open and honest about their polyamory and GP is a possessive feudal lord type who wouldn't agree to that type of arrangement. Now, the question is how many polyamours will I have to have in order to ensure myself of always having somebody fun, affectionate and interesting with whom to have fun, sex and manhandling at least 3x a week? Probably it would be best to not make a rule for myself but rather just be curious and fluid about making it work. BTW, I learned a new word which is "compersion". It means the opposite of possessive or jealous. You feel compersion when you get pleasure or a feeling of freedom from the fact that somebody you care about is getting pleasure from somebody else.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver