hard to imagine that if I would have read this book during my first marriage...I might still be married to the first born daughter of Satan...as IC shudders in fear
No, you'd still be divorced from the first born daughter of Satan - because you decided that was best. Or maybe she wasn't the daughter of Satan and would have gotten along just fine with you. Either way, you'd have been better off.
a fine and enviable madness, this delusion that all questions have answers, and nothing is beyond the reach of a strong left arm.