I just posted this on open forums, Just for fun. Thought some of you might like these jokes.
How many MLCers does it take to change a light bulb? . . . .None;
The light bulb was never there. If it was, it never worked.
That light isn't good for me anymore. Take it out.
I hate that light. There are better lights everywhere but here. I don't like light anyway.
I'm leaving, there's no light here, there never has been. I'm going to find a better light, so I can really, truly see.
The kids will be fine, they'll learn to see in the dark. You stay here in the dark with the broken bulb, I'm taking the house and fixtures.
Look, I found a NEW light, this is the BEST LIGHT EVER, there has never been a TRUE light before now.
The kid's eyes will adjust, they'll be fine. They'll like this new light even more than the old one.
A couple more,
How many snipers does it take to screw in a light bulb? . . ...None, they wear ghillie suits.
How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no thieves have tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
-------------- The Forlorn Hope:...A picked body of men detached to the front to begin the attack....Fortified, meaning strengthened to stand...and thus, positioned for victory
