Also: Do you ever watch "Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares"? I LOVE that program. Talk about an alpha male! His use of the f-word is a bit over the top, but I guess it's part of his persona.
Alton Brown is the best ...
/hijack{over}
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"