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Artist: Kenny Chesney
Album: Everywhere We Go
Title: She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy


Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While i'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

We ride back and forth until we run out of light
Take it to the barn put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on
She said she's got a dream and i asked what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
One more teeny weeny ride before take her home

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While i'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pick up trucks
But if it runs like a deere man her eyes light up

She thinks my tractor's....

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While i'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy


....Understand, that I can't, not be what I am
I'm not the milk, and Cheerios in your spoon
~ Avril Lavigne ~
..."Nobody's Fool"...

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HAAA!!

SHUT UP!

I can't stand Kenny Chesney!

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Well, except for that song "Tin Man".

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Daauumm the women gettin' all hot and bothered thinkin' 'bout tractors.


If we really want to love, we must learn how to forgive. - Mother Theresa

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Originally Posted By: AmyC
That I could get my bath there and he would give me something to sleep in.






So many wonderful things to quote.....HMMM....why did I find this one so GREAT!



Change the Policy.
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Also some new and improved emoticons would be nice!

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Ummmm....duh.....'cause you're a naughty girl!

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You are such a c***-tease.

Sweet. My kinda woman. ;\)


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GOOD LORD, FRANK!

Are you DRINKING!???

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ROFL!!!!!!!!!

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Probably just a hot toddy for a bad cold. That's my excuse anyway.

LMAO funny.


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