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PS. Sorry, I have had Man Flu, you know the one that is 10 x worse than anything that women get.


Uhm.....I have had a man child.....nothing is worse than child birth. Take nyquil.

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I need someone to peel my grapes and pop them gently into my mouth


Now I need to go visit the big white toilet

Change the Policy.
Allow PM's
Free all of us.

Also some new and improved emoticons would be nice!

:-)