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Men are Happier

Men are just simply happier people, and here is why...

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car Mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all of your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!


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The holidays and seasons are falling upon us and it seems to be a time for thoughts of self and reminiscing. To all here my thoughts and prayers for hope and faith in these trying times of life go out.

I ask that we remember the less fortunate and those caught up in our mess. There is always someone who has it better and there is always something worse, let's do the best with what we have!!

For all who read my words, who respond, who I speak with, and those not here yet... HAPPY HOLIDAYS and GOD BLESS!!!

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A newly arrived soul in Heaven was met by
St. Peter. The saint toured the soul around Heaven.

Both of them walked side by side inside a large workroom
filled with angels. St. Peter stopped in front of the first
section and said, "This is the Receiving Section.
Here, all the petitions to God said in prayer are received.
The soul looked at the section, and it was terribly busy
with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous
paper sheets from all over the world.

They walked again until they reached the 2nd section.
"This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the
graces and blessings asked for are packed and delivered
to those who asked for them down on earth." Oh, how busy
it was! There were many angels working in that room, since
so many blessing were being packed and delivered to earth.

Finally at the farthest corner of the room, the soul stopped at the
last section. To the surprise of the soul, only one angel was
there, hardly doing anything. "This is the Acknowledging Section,"
St. Peter told the soul. "How is it that there is no work here?"
St. Peter answered, "That's the sad thing. After people receive the
blessings they asked for, very few send their acknowledgments."

"How does one acknowledge God's blessing?"
"Simple," St. Peter answered.
"Just say, 'Thank you, Lord'."


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WHAT MATTERS IN THIS LIFE...


A few years ago at the Seattle Special Olympics, nine contestants, all
physically or mentally disabled, assembled at the starting line for the
100-yard dash. At the gun, they all started out, not exactly in a
dash, but with a relish to run the race to the finish and win. All,
that is, except one boy who stumbled on the asphalt, tumbled over a
couple of times and began to cry. The other eight heard the boy cry.
They slowed down and looked back. They all turned around and went back.
Every one of them. One girl with Down's Syndrome bent down and kissed
him and said, "This will make it better." All nine linked arms and
walked across the finish line together.


Everyone in the stadium stood, and the cheering went on for several
minutes. People who were there are still telling the story. Why?


Because deep down we know this one thing:


What matters in this life is more than winning for ourselves. What
truly matters in this life is helping others in their race, even if it
means slowing down and changing our course.


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A CHRISTMAS STORY
It was only five days before Christmas. The spirit of the season
hadn't yet caught up with me, even though cars packed the parking lot
of our Houston area Target Shopping Center. Inside the store, it was
worse. Shopping carts and last minute shoppers jammed the aisles.
Why did I come today? I wondered. My feet ached almost as much as my
head. My list contained names of several people who claimed they
wanted nothing but I knew their feelings would be hurt if I didn't buy
them anything. Buying for someone who had everything and deploring the
high cost of items, I considered gift-buying anything but fun.
Hurriedly, I filled my shopping cart with last minute items and
proceeded to the long checkout lines. I picked the shortest but it
looked as if it would mean at least a 20 minute wait. In front of me
were two small children-a boy of about 10 and a younger girl about 5.
The boy wore a ragged coat. Enormously large, tattered tennis shoes
jutted far out in front of his much too short jeans. He clutched some
crumpled dollar bills in his grimy hands. The girl's clothing
resembled her brother's. Her head was a matted mass of curly hair.
Remainders of an evening meal showed on her small face. She carried a
beautiful pair of shiny, gold house slippers. As the Christmas music
sounded in the store's stereo system, the girl hummed along off-key
but happily. When we finally approached the checkout register, the
girl carefully placed the shoes on the counter. She treated them as
though they were a treasure. The clerk rang up the bill. "That will
be $6.09," she said. The boy laid his crumpled dollars atop the stand
while he searched his pockets. He finally came up with $3.12. "I
guess we will have to put them back, " he bravely said. "We will
come back some other time, maybe tomorrow." With that statement, a
soft sob broke from the little girl. "But Jesus would have loved these
shoes, " she cried. "Well, we'll go home and work some more. Don't
cry. We'll come back," he said. Quickly I handed $3.00 to the
cashier. These children had waited in line for a long time. And,
after all, it was Christmas.
Suddenly a pair of arms came around me and a small voice said, "Thank
you Sir." "What did you mean when you said Jesus would like the
shoes?" I asked. The small boy answered, "Our mommy is sick and going
to heaven. Daddy said she might go before Christmas to be with Jesus."
The girl spoke, "My Sunday school teacher said the streets in heaven
are shiny gold, just like these shoes. Won't mommy be beautiful
walking on those streets to match these shoes?" My eyes flooded as I
looked into her tear streaked face. "Yes" I answered, "I am sure she
will." Silently I thanked God for using these children to remind me of
the true spirit of giving." Christmas is not about the amount of money
paid, nor the amount of gifts purchased, nor trying to impress friends
and relatives. Christmas is about the love in your heart to share with
those as Jesus Christ has shared with each of us. Christmas is about
the Birth of Jesus whom God sent to show the world how much he really
loves us. Please show this love as we think of the upcoming season.


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cire...sorry for not catching up. I want to thank you for all your support. My battle to save my M has come to a conclusion...well..mostly.

Thanks for being there.

FIB


Me 55; XW 47; 2 kids (S13, D11)
Bomb 05/19/06 Original thread http://tinyurl.com/yg2ou2t
Last anniversary 04/25/10, Divorced 5/12/10
Status: Loving father of 2 beautiful children;
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