Burg:

And it could very well be that I AM sending out signals that I need rescuing. tap, tap, tap... which would then attract to me men who want to rescue. tap, tap, tap. I do a bit of rescuing of my own... so maybe I am even looking for men who need... to be rescued in their own way. Emotionally, maybe.

Ewh. Now that is just about the worst fcking light bulb moment of my entire life.