I think matching socks is right up there with folding underpants in the unacceptable to any reasonable woman stakes. But let's face it, if he found a reasonable woman what would he do with her?
You couldn't get a friend to respond and have a little obsess about her knicker and bra drawer could you? They needn't ever mett - just exchange emails about tidy underwear drawers: a vital part of any meaningful r.