Okay, I'll bite on this one (though I haven't seen WAW's apparently gorgeous pic ).
What about a 28yr old hard-bodied, well-off, English teacher who can dance lindy hop, salsa, bachata, merengue, etc? Of course, none of that is superficial by any means.
Oh, and don't forget that I'm a Dead/Rat Dog fan and have seen Rat Dog on a few occasions .
(I'm starting to think it might be dangerous for you to come to the DB ski/snowboard event...)
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