LOL. Yea, I've got too much time on my hands so cut me some slack. Before RJ left on her trip to Florida, there was talk with Mojo about a little lovin' in an elevator....so here is a little thread for her when she comes back.
I was messing around this morning with the guitar. 5 year old daughter has taken up a passion for it, so I was teaching her some stuff. {she looks so cute with her little electric guitar...if in 15 years or so, you see a little blond rocking guitar player from Michigan...with a Stevie Ray Vaughn twang mixed with a little Nugent attitude...that will probably be my little girl } Anyways, at the end of our make shift lesson, we opened up a little jam session where we just play together whatever comes into our minds. {sounds like hell, but a lot of fun } This song from Aerosmith from the late 80's came into my mind and I immediately thought of RJ and her trip. So here it goes... {I took the liberty of inserting RJ, and Mr.Journey into the mix }
{Intro from the music video...RJ will be playing the part of the elevator operator, and Mr. Journey will be playing the part of Steven Tyler}
RJ: "second floor, lady's lingerie, bathroom fixtures, notions and appliances for the home, watch your step please.....Oh!..Mr. Journey! going... down? { sexual overtones }
Song begins:
Workin' like a dog for the boss man Workin' for the company I'm bettin' on the dice I'm tossin' I'm gonna have a fantasy
But where am I gonna look They tell me that love is blind I really need a girl like an open book To read between the lines
(chorus) Love in an elevator Livin' it up when I'm goin' down Love in an elevator Lovin' it up til I hit the ground
{Journies} in the elevator Lingerie second floor She said can I see you later And love you just a little more
I kinda hope we get stuck Nobody gets out alive She said I'll show you how to fax In the mailroom, honey And have you home by five
(chorus)
In the air, in the air, honey one more time Now it ain't fair Love in an elevator Lovin' it up when I'm goin down
(chorus)
Gonna be a penthouse pauper Gonna be a millionare I'm gonna be a real fast talker And have me a love affair
Gotta get my timing right It's a test that I gotta pass I'll chase you all the way to stairway, honey Kiss your heart shaped azz. {sorry, a little IC edit here )
(chorus)
So RJ, you said you were going to pack a little excitement into your luggage...Do tell !
omigosh, IC, you are a trip...thank you for the welcome back laugh! I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving; anyone want to give me the Reader's Digest version? Mine had its emotional ups and downs ( so what else is new)...I wanted to bring some fun with me, but somehow I got brought down by old stuff, and ripped into my H for the first 2 days of the trip. Niiiice. I did manage to turn things around, and H and I connected ( no elevator action but there was Pashun nonetheless).
Now do you see what I'm up against....EVERYDAY!!! And you wonder why I tie his azz down every now and then...please pass the duct tape, I need a little peace & quiet
Hope you had a good time down in sunny Florida...we're going down over Christmas holidays
Miss IC, Ever since your boy first landed here, he's been trouble. To think he made a fuss over Southern accents when he knows I have a perfetly fine Long Island one---well, enough said.
Sounds like you guys had a special Thanksgiving. It was great to get some Florida sunshine...my daughter said to me yesterday that she has this desire to turn up the volume of the sun here. What part are you going to? My guess is that IC wants to see the mouse( sure, IC, the kids want to go).
I am not sure why I allowed old stuff to get the best of me in the beginning of the trip. I thought I was beyond that, but apparently not. Hard to ditch fear, anger, hurt. I was really trying to push him away, or maybe create some drama. Anyway, we ended up having a loving, happy time.
My next trip is also over the Christmas holidays, to Israel, for my son's Bar Mitzvah. I am trying really hard not to think about it.
I almost gave you a 'talking to' about your first few days in FL, but you know just as well as I do "easier said than done." In fact, I am saying one thing and turning around and absolutely shooting myself in the foot every day these days. IC gave me quite a thrashing over on my Piecing thread.
I tried calling H this a.m. which would have been his about 8p.m. and he never did answer. Then he turns around & calls me at what would be about 3:30 a.m. his time. Supposedly doing stuff for work that he has to get done before he comes home. Now, he's probably telling the truth, but I can't help but be suspicious!!!
Me: 38 H: 35 S4, S5, S10 Bomb 01/07 Wanted D - nothing would change his mind Numerous A's prior to D bomb; EA prior/during D bomb Piecing 04/07 Deployed for a year 05/07 Still Piecing 2010 M 11 yrs 05/10
To think he made a fuss over Southern accents [..]
Perfectly justified. Imo.
*walks off, whistling*
Do I need to pull up a couple seats for Hairdog & myself, pop open a few beers, pop some popcorn ? Do you two ladies prefer oil, mud, or jello wrestling to settle this? {As IC walks off whistling}
I almost gave you a 'talking to' about your first few days in FL, but you know just as well as I do "easier said than done."
I hate my lack of self control...I had every intention of starting the trip off great, but those emotions got the better of me. It's so non productive, and in fact, destructive.
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In fact, I am saying one thing and turning around and absolutely shooting myself in the foot every day these days.
Not the foot! Anything but the foot! I tell my H I have had so many insecurities in my life, so now he has to add more to the list? He says, " I chose you, didn't I?" which he thinks somehow makes me feel better.
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IC gave me quite a thrashing over on my Piecing thread.
} Anyways, at the end of our make shift lesson, we opened up a little jam session where we just play together whatever comes into our minds. {sounds like hell, but a lot of fun 
} This song from Aerosmith from the late 80's came into my mind and I immediately thought of RJ and her trip. So here it goes... {I took the liberty of inserting RJ, and Mr.Journey into the mix 
sexual overtones 
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