But here is something new...my H walks over and puts his arm around me as we muddle through the ride. Hooray for the bunny...she got fed a carrot! She is still alive!
LOL- That's great. I think they ought to start offering Relationship-Ed. classes in schools in addition to Sex Ed. I think the zoo would be a useful model. The teacher could say something like "Now, boys, it is natural that someday you will want to be fed, f*cked and admired by a woman. However, that isn't just something that will happen automatically. As you can see from this chart, you must pat the bunny, appreciate the cow, respect the lioness and spank the monkey (although not necessarily in that order) in order to achieve your goal. Then they could role play different situations.
I'm not too concerned about my bunkey around GP because the other day he told me that he really was kind of sad that his S12 was becoming a teenager and got all sentimental about how he used to climb in his lap and eat food off his plate. He said that he used to say "What's wrong with you boy? I know that your mother already fed you." That's just how he acts when I get bunkey with him- he pretends like he doesn't like it because he's tough but really he does- just like a guard dog acting like he doesn't like getting petted/played with by a toddler. It's so cute.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
