LOL. Yea, I've got too much time on my hands so cut me some slack. Before RJ left on her trip to Florida, there was talk with Mojo about a little lovin' in an elevator....so here is a little thread for her when she comes back.

I was messing around this morning with the guitar. 5 year old daughter has taken up a passion for it, so I was teaching her some stuff. {she looks so cute with her little electric guitar...if in 15 years or so, you see a little blond rocking guitar player from Michigan...with a Stevie Ray Vaughn twang mixed with a little Nugent attitude...that will probably be my little girl \:\) } Anyways, at the end of our make shift lesson, we opened up a little jam session where we just play together whatever comes into our minds. {sounds like hell, but a lot of fun } This song from Aerosmith from the late 80's came into my mind and I immediately thought of RJ and her trip. So here it goes... {I took the liberty of inserting RJ, and Mr.Journey into the mix \:\) }

{Intro from the music video...RJ will be playing the part of the elevator operator, and Mr. Journey will be playing the part of Steven Tyler}

RJ: "second floor, lady's lingerie, bathroom fixtures, notions and appliances for the home, watch your step please.....Oh!..Mr. Journey! going... down? { sexual overtones }

Song begins:

Workin' like a dog for the boss man
Workin' for the company
I'm bettin' on the dice I'm tossin'
I'm gonna have a fantasy

But where am I gonna look
They tell me that love is blind
I really need a girl like an open book
To read between the lines

(chorus)
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up til I hit the ground

{Journies} in the elevator
Lingerie second floor
She said can I see you later
And love you just a little more

I kinda hope we get stuck
Nobody gets out alive
She said I'll show you how to fax
In the mailroom, honey
And have you home by five

(chorus)

In the air, in the air, honey one more time
Now it ain't fair
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up when I'm goin down

(chorus)

Gonna be a penthouse pauper
Gonna be a millionare
I'm gonna be a real fast talker
And have me a love affair

Gotta get my timing right
It's a test that I gotta pass
I'll chase you all the way to stairway, honey
Kiss your heart shaped azz. {sorry, a little IC edit here \:D )

(chorus)


So RJ, you said you were going to pack a little excitement into your luggage...Do tell !


"If you can't lick em, lick em" - Ted Nugent