Maybe you should have said cheerfully something like "I WANT you to go to Whole Foods and get me the Triple Chocolate Mousse and the Mac n Cheese with the rabbit on the box, spiral not straight, and some organic Honey Crisp apples, be sure to check for bruises...but I don't EXPECT you to do anything so just relax and take care of your other priorities. I'll still be here whenever you show up unless some sex-craved broken ankle fetishist breaks into my house and steals me away to make use of in a manner I will leave to your imagination."
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
