I can't believe I'm starting ANOTHER thread...

[AmyC]

You want the whole list or just the top 10, ford?

[Virtually_Handsome]

Start listing. Then we try to make you laugh. Or snort DP.

OJ

[AmyC]

I'm good, OJ.

Thanks, though.

[Virtually_Handsome]

OK, you just seem quiet. That's not necessarily bad, just different.

If I don't 'see' you again, have a good Thanksgiving!

OJ

[AmyC]

So yesterday I was at work and a client comes in to review a rough draft of her divorce decree submitted to us by her husband's attorney. She is sitting on the couch reading over it and starts telling me how her and her H are both seeing other people and both of the significant others are also in the midst of divorces. Can anyone say "my future ex"? Anyway, I refrained from saying anything, just kinda nodded and smiled and thought "hurry the flip up, would ya?" So anyway, she's reviewing the part about how much money she's gonna get in the settlement and she looks at me and very dramatically mouths "I think I'm gonna buy myself some boobs".

I damn near fell outta the chair laughing.

I just said "HELL, I would. You go girl!" and to myself I thought "b*tch".

So there you go, ford.

What else could I want?

Boobies.

[AmyC]

Happy Thanksgiving to you, too, OJ!

[Virtually_Handsome]

So yesterday I was at work and a client comes in to review a rough draft of her divorce decree submitted to us by her husband's attorney. She is sitting on the couch reading over it and starts telling me how her and her H are both seeing other people and both of the significant others are also in the midst of divorces. Can anyone say "my future ex"? Anyway, I refrained from saying anything, just kinda nodded and smiled and thought "hurry the flip up, would ya?" So anyway, she's reviewing the part about how much money she's gonna get in the settlement and she looks at me and very dramatically mouths "I think I'm gonna buy myself some boobs".

I damn near fell outta the chair laughing.

I just said "HELL, I would. You go girl!" and to myself I thought "b*tch".

So there you go, ford.

What else could I want?

Boobies.

That's better!

Seems to me the ladies are more obsessed with them than the gentlemen. What's up with that?

OJ

[AmyC]

We need new & improved ammo?

[Virtually_Handsome]

Hmmm, I guess maybe.....

In general I think they're not nearly the big deal they're made out to be. Enough is plenty!

OJ

[phoenyx]

hey big sis, i answered your question... in kind of dramatical form. check it out, it's kind of cute