Okay, GP and I are still going out because I can't figure out if he is a bad bad boy or a good bad boy so I am giving him the benefit of the doubt. Anyways, I am 90-something % certain that he is a loyal variety of "bad boy" which I will call the "soldier". He is extremely nice to me but he isn't a nice boy because he will "kill" things if he has to. Anyways, I never thought I'd say this about a man but he might actually be "too masculine" for me. It's like monkey-girl is skipping along the edge of the pool with her scissors and then she sees this huge black dog staring at her that actually kind of looks like a panther so she stops and puts her thumb in her mouth and says "Nice doggie?" and then she decides that he is a nice doggie who just wants to keep her from falling in the water and be patted and will even patiently enjoy/tolerate being teased up to a point but if she teases him too much he suddenly turns into a real panther and then monkey-girl is like desperately calling into zoo central and yelling "Monkey to Lioness. Monkey to Lioness. Please respond. Panther approaching. I repeat. Panther approaching. AAAAAAAH...."
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
