Partying with my H's Divorce Lawyer

[attorneytom]

Well..

Okay no bingo.. how about that old party standard "Pin the tail on the Divorce lawyer " ?

Tom

[w8ing]

I am here....

which means that I am not there...

partying with my H's divorce lawyer.

Tom - I'd stick with the true old standard..."Pin the Tail on Donkey (jack*ss)".

It is the same game, isn't it?

[attorneytom]

I think it is the same !

Glad you are here this evening..

Tom

[w8ing]

Just thought of something, Tom....

You're not a divorce attorney, are you?

[attorneytom]

No.. my thing is mainly estate planning.. although I have handled divorces.. not my cup of tea, eh ?

Tom

[w8ing]

Just wanted to make sure that I didn't stick my foot in my mouth....

[angelica]

Oh w8ting - I do it all the time - pausing only to change feet!

A

[Tamashii]

He says that this is just business.

What an ass...no, it's actually ripping your heart out of your chest!

I was playing drums in a club last year. I got off stage and went to meet a guy who is an attorney. I told him I'm actually interested in reconcilliation. He said, 'Good!'
As he reached for a card he added,'I love it when people reconcile, because it never works out, and I make more money!'

I didn't read the rest yet, but I hope you nixed the party...

David

[w8ing]

I absolutely nixed the party, David.....

Is this guy your A? Sounds like a "warm" and "loving" guy....

[Tamashii]

Is this guy your A? Sounds like a "warm" and "loving" guy....

Oh, NO! I have a lovely lady lawyer who is in reconcilliation mode. I almost punched that a**hole out because the remark hurt so bad. I couldn't believe ANYONE could be that heartless.

You can find me in Midlife Crisis 'Come ON Friday!' You'll have to read a bit about MLC to understand the Friday remark...

David