I need to write a Christmas letter for another client.
At first, I thought, how frickin' lazy must one person be to HIRE someone to write their Christmas letter. Then, I thought, how frickin' decadent and self-indulgent (in a good way) it would be. And finally, I thought, "can I hire her to READ all the inane Christmas letters I get?"
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I may need some help breaking up with my bf later this year.
Later this year? Geeze... 47 more days to go? Or are we talking "fiscal" year? Here's a pointer: Be eating a big, juicy barbecued chicken sandwich (with fruit salad on the side, throw him an apple, and say, "Adios, Magnum!"
Glad to hear you're independently mobile. Keep it up, sister.
