Lil: Better get busy - go here and place your order right now. It will be at your door tomorrow. I can't handle thinking of you starving to death while he chats with the World Wildlife Foundation.
Sorry, but the irony of the WWF call while you are in need of a meaty sandwich did get me chuckling. Perhaps you could have sent him over the edge by asking him where your farkin' barbecued Panda sandwich was?!
Maybe you should hire a temporary caregiver for a while?
Geeze...me and my troubleshooting instinct kicking in.
Best wishes for a speedy and non-famished recovery.
