To LDW's and H's with LDW's

[MJontheMend]

I'm sorry if I came off cranky. I think people will be inclined to pick on that guy for the same reason people pick on Martha Stewart. It's delightful to be served a perfect Creme Caramel Mousse but it's annoying to hear somebody say "I know how to make the perfect Creme Caramel Mousse." For instance, I know it's more dorky than sexy when I post directions/recipes for giving good head on the BB.

I'm not offended, IC. I know you're in a bad spot. I wondered about that position myself! There are a few people on this BB who brag like that (male and female)..

Continuing on a dorky vein, I think general physical condition and athleticism as well as relative proportions of the two people having sex has a lot to do with ease of performing "tricky" positions. For instance, I have the bad habit of sometimes spreading my knees and sinking lower and lower when in doggie-style position. A certain ill-mannered rather lazy and jaded long-term sexual partner of mine would tap me crankily on the *ss signaling "Get up" when I did this. My current polite, giant, athletic and well-conditioned partner just kind of bounces me up in the air with his thighs while still f*cking full-throttle forward and thereby puts me in a position I have decided to name "Flying Shish-Kebob".