Ok, I'll draw the line at peeing standing up. But I have taught my girls how to basically do it in public restrooms. \:\)

You are right. She has no idea how detached you are. If she is anything like H, she will feel she is blessing you with her presence when/if she decides to come back. Like now, it will still be all about her, what YOU will need to do to change in order for her to come back. Her eyes will be opened for sure.