I hope you know I was kidding about the game being on ESPN3 (um.. there is no ESPN3)... We played well and lost 16-6.

Let me make this clear: I will not lift a finger to correct the record. I am doing nothing wrong. And the evidence she has is flimsy and circumstantial. The more effort I put into a "strenuous denial," the more it will appear that I have something to hide.