Oh yeah... so as we are leaving, she asked to borrow 5 bucks so she can grab something to eat. The conference was last minute notice, so I played it a little. She said "you know you love me" to which I replied "Huh".. she asked "What.. you don't love me anymore?"
What the H? Why.. Why... Why the freaking torture? Why not just kick me in the nutz and be on your happy way?
So of course I neutered myself and said "you know I still love you"