Help me thru this sitch

[LostInMN]

Funny, my wife had a comment about her a$$ last night too, but in a different vein...

I'd bought The Worn Out Woman and The Walk Out Woman for her a few days ago, they arrived at the house yesterday. A week ago, I'd made a comment that she was losing weight from her hips, I could see it in her profile when she had her sweats on. Last night when I got home, she pleasantly thanked me for the books, informed me that although it was kind of me to be worried about her, she wouldn't be reading them, and that she thought it funny that the one was named Walk Out Woman. When I asked why, she said "Remember the comment about my a$$ getting smaller? That's all you're going to see when I'm walking out."

Needless to say, it wasn't a pleasant evening.