The problem with Type 4s is that they hang out at bus stops and in dark alleys on the look out for cheerful, manic wandering monkey types. Initially, they disguise themselves as attractive "helpers" and a stupid little monkey girl will let herself be led away by the hand. Then they say "Show me yours and I'll show you mine." and a crazy little monkey girl gets all excited but then....it turns out that what they REALLY want to show you is their navel and they get all pissy if you aren't infinitely interested.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
