"Hi H...just wondering if you could pick up some milk on your way to our house...thanks honey" lmfao!!
I wonder if he thinks you can legally do something with your home (even though he is giving it to you, right?) if he 'abandoned' the home to live with another woman? I just don't know. I am assuming he doesn't want it to be 'real', something concrete. This is fantasyland and his wife knowing where his (barf) lover lives isn't very fun.
I still think you should go over and pull her extensions....just once....and say "This is for all the men that think her hair is real".