RJ, Got a book for you. "You Suck" by Christopher Moore. It's about a female vampire and her younger just became a vampire lover in modern day San Francisco. It's a hoot, as are all of his novels. However the audio book version, is even funnier as the female reader really does the goth girl segments perfect.
Scott
"Satisfaction is not guaranteed." Rule #19 Ferengi "Rules of Acquistition"