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Arrgh! That should have been prostrate. Doggone it, did it again...should be PROSTATE. My fingers seem to put that R in no matter what.

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should be PROSTATE. My fingers seem to put that R in no matter what.

Oh, so you mean that male urinary tract gland that better resists cancerous rotting if frequently used?
yeah, that too!

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Journey... don't change the subject. What is it about his asking you that seems SHALLOW. Where is the resistance in you?

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Oh, so you mean that male urinary tract gland that better resists cancerous rotting if frequently used?
yeah, that too!


LOL- GP jokes around as though the fact that I'm 10 years younger is a big difference. So, I was teasing him that it must be part of his overall health plan and he said that his doctor told him that dating a younger woman is only beneficial if you have lots of sex with her.

Actually, it's taking me a bit of adjustment to deal with the fact that GP quickly flips from playing me bunny to playing me lioness. I am so used to having to somewhat tone down my sexuality it took me a minute to realize that I actually have to ramp it up to deal with a guy who has been in previous relationships with female body builder types (His usual type is "thick" and he says that I need to eat one biscuit and do two push-ups to be "thick". However, he also said that he is more turned on by me than his usual type but he wasn't sure why. But we figured out that it is probably because I have such an unusually long torso so I'm like a "thick" girl whose waist has been stretched out to "slinky".) or I am just instantly down for the count and being thrown all over the ring. Did I mention that he can full-out grind and f*ck at the same time? It was almost like I had a vision that someone who played with Parliament would be able to do that and I was right.


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Did I mention that he can full-out grind and f*ck at the same time?

I don't even know what that means, but I'm sure, it must be a good thing...

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Gosh Lil, Youshould have been a therapist...then again, I think you were...or was it massage therapy? Or both?

I think I have my own body issues to deal with, so somehow I'm projecting that onto my H. How is that for analysis? Have to think this one through some more...Journey stops singing, "The Hills Are Alive..." and puts on thinking cap.

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I don't even know what that means, but I'm sure, it must be a good thing...


It means he can grind down with his pelvis in a circular motion on top of my clitoris at the same time as he thrusts/f*cks forward with his lower muscles. Think about how Elvis danced and imagine if he could do both of his classic moves at the same time while having sex.


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RJ, how about a less mental/intellectual answer than that, okay?

Picture your H flexing his biceps or whatever he does, and how do you FEEL when he does that? Not "what do you think," but what is your visceral reaction?

What I said earlier: does he not deserve recognition because of his neglect (past or present) of you?

Does it seem "pure and noble" to admire nature but not human bodies (especially up close bodies as opposed to Michelangelo's David or something).

Are his biceps too REAL as opposed to the fantasies you're more comfortable with?

Just fishing around...

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Originally Posted By: Lillieperl
(He's being the reverse of a c0cktease... what is that: a c--ttease?)


ROTFLMAO !!! Lill you surprised me with this one ! I took you for the prim and proper english teacher type but I'll have to re-evaluate my thinking To the head of the class for you, you get an "A" for the day \:D


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Aw, IC, that's sweet...

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