Morgan!!!! I know you are high from the mountain of GAL but I kind of need you right now as we are both facing eventful weeks. OK not a big deal but I just peaked at the birthday card my H got me and I had to immediately throw it away. You may need to brace yourself if your H also gets you such a cold meaningless card for your anniversary. I dunno. Don't mind me. I am trying not to be insulted but...

You know how my H and I are the biggest U2 fans? He got a card that had a cartoon of the aging rockers spewing jokes about getting older: flabby skin, beer gut, wrinkles, grey hair. Then the joke inside says--U2?

Is that supposed to be funny considering he is screwing a bar tramp that is only 23 and dresses like a teenager? While beautiful me is turning a 38 alone???

Then he wrote something in purple crayon that went something like: M, This card does not apply to you but I could not resist. Thank for being so helpful. Have a Happy Birthday. H.

OK?
Ass. He is such an ass.

Morgan, Neph, LWB, Donna, I would have prefered nothing to this.

Tell me I am overreacting!
Does he really think we are at the friend stage where he could get a stupid over rhe hill gag card????

He looks ten years older than me!!!

People must think he is his mistress's father!!!
calmblueocean


Last edited by mkultra; 10/16/07 03:09 AM.

Me:38 H:39 MLC
M:10 R:23 years
D6 S3
Bomb: Easter, 2007
"Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day."