I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman
who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out
my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this
money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?
""No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless
woman told me."Will you use it to go shopping instead
of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping,
" the homeless woman said."I need to spend all my time
trying to stay alive.""Will you spend this on a beauty salon
instead of food?" I asked."Are you NUTS!" replied the
homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!
""Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,
I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me
tonight."The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your
husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,
and I probably smell pretty disgusting. "I said, "That's okay.
It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after
she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
Uhm
OK....I think I am going to have to print this up on some really gorgeous paper, have it customed framed and put on the wall somewhere it can be seen immediatly......just in casies I ever get into a committed relationship again!!!
I loved it!!
Change the Policy. Allow PM's Free all of us.
Also some new and improved emoticons would be nice!
