Originally Posted By: MJontheMend
For instance, I've got to figure out whether a man who does 500 push-ups a day could rip open the black tights I'm going to wear over to his house tomorrow or whether I should go to the trouble of pre-cutting out the crotch. OTOH, I guess I could bring a litle pair of manicure scissors with me. Decisions, decisions...


Damn it, now you got me wishing my wife was home


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