As far as tbe brits - I lived in Australia for a while and I can fake the accent - does that count
As far as dark haired costumes go
What about Jasmine from Aladdin. You can definitely play that one up and make it as sexy as you want. Get a decorated Bra and T-back set from one of the illustrious dancers outfit stores and sew a little tafeta fabric on the t-back to make it into semi-see through pants. Voila! The hottest disney princess around. It'll blow away the boob-shirts, and the competition.
I am currently considering going as the Genie. Big funny blue guy is all me. Just the shaving and grease paint part are a bit daunting.
Steel
Ps. Heimlich - the answer is duct tape my man, it fixes everything- Ask the beauty pageant contestants
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