Hey babe!

I'll meet you near the onions! No, wait. They make me cry. How about the artichokes??/

Yes, it will go over like a lead balloon. If you could just somehow get her to have your ideas, life would be fab. I'm sure you husbands out there know how to do that. Many of us *ahem* trophy wives do! :-)))

bleh

Take care of you sweetie. Work out the anger and the aggression with vacuuming or kickboxing or bellydancing. Whatever works for you.

J