Ok I had to post this. Sorry if I am tooting my own horn it really is not intended that way. After reading this part you will need to start at the bottom of the post. I work with some really good looking women. The one I am emailing to is the HWIC (Head Woman In Charge) They don't know me other than I work with them. The only perception they have of me is me doing my job. I am not interested in any of them 3 are married have kids and are happy. HWIC is going out for Mat leave. Soldier girl is a inside joke. Soldier girl is 25ish and is something to look at. I just could not believe that this is the responce I got from them. It almost had me in tears. This is something I will keep and read at least every other day. I love my wife. I have no interest in these women. I have never flirted or done anything other than my job. The morning that I started this email I had told Soldier girl and HWIC that I had moved back home to Mom and Dads. Work had called all night and I had had 2-3 hours of sleep. What follows is what I got Their names have been removed.
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Yes, more hot chicks (for you anyways!!!) And definitely less babies (for me!)
-----Original Message----- Forrest Gump
So what I think you are saying is more hot chicks and less new babies? I am on board with that. Ok I gotta stop before I get myself in trouble. Way inappropiate work talk. I know because I have seen the wonderfully produced tapes. LOL.
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Love it! Gotta say, though, night feedings don't get me jazzed either!
-----Original Message----- Forrest Gump
What can I say other than thanks again. Here's to Hot chicks and new babies!
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Cory, you don't know. We all think you are so amazing. Guess that is why I am angry. Unfortunately for her (and I mean this and could probably totally get in trouble for saying this, but we all feel this way) you are going to be way better off than she is in the end because I think some young, hot chick is going to totally snatch you up when you are finally ready for that part of your life again. Take solace in that too when you need it. I have no doubts about it at all!
-----Original Message----- Forrest Gump
I have been there and done the night feedings. Not sure I want to do that all over again. Although now that I think about I really dont sleep much. LOL. Any way my wife did not get here on her own. We got here together. Its just a shame she does not want to work together to move on. Dont be angry I have plenty of that. Its gotta get better for me cause I dont see how it could get any worse. We will all miss you too and I wish you the best. I know this is a fun time and a stressful time. I never told you guys but that day I wore my suit to work and you guys hooted and hollered. Man did I need that. I still think about it out from time to time just to feel a little better. To much info for work. LOL. Enjoy your time away and we will try to take care of soldier girl as much as we can.
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Of course! As long as you get up for the night feedings! Cory, I am going to miss you. I just think you are amazing and terrific and I am so sorry that you are dealing with the family things that you are dealing with. You don't deserve them one bit. It makes me very angry for you!
-----Original Message----- Forrest Gump
My question is can I take Maternity leave with you?
Sent: 10/8/2007 12:02 PM Subject: Today
Just a reminder that I will be out starting tomorrow since I am being induced at 7a. X is back today. While I am out, you may direct AR questions to her. If she is out, X may help in a limited fashion. X will be handling HR and AP while I am out. X will continue to handle the deposits as she has been for the last several weeks. There will be no deposit today since it is Columbus day and the banks are closed. If you have any questions or concerns that you feel I need to address, please address them today before 4p ET.
Thanks!
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