God, actual sex with your spouse, more than once? You do realize there are folks that can only dream of that, right? Just to give you a gauge of how well things ARE going for you.
I've been reading your thread and marvel that nobody else thought to suggest this:
If your wife is stressed and you feel a massage would help why not BUY her one from a PROFESSIONAL? That way you don't look like you're just on the make, willing to rub her down in order to get to feel her up! You look good because you actually bought her a gift, it could be a surprise etc etc...it's also part of act as if because if things were fine and good between you, you'd buy her a gift, right? Most massage folks would issue a gift cert and you can give her that along with your mentioning that, of course, you'll keep the kids, so, when would she like to schedule so that you know when to figure out something for you and the kids to do together WHILE she gets her massage? (run on and bad grammar but you get what I mean) This also makes you look like a good dad, which I'd guess you are but actions point that out. She will have two reasons to think about why she wouldn't want to lose you: 1)you're kind and generous and 2) a great dad!
I have a shovel and I'm not afraid to use it. Stubby