Just found out that OW has a kid!!

[Ophelia]

Sent H a txt a bit earlier:
Good luck for your trip. Have a great time. Hope you got the good luck pressie. [I'd mentioned that I'd sent him something in an email last Frday] Dunno where you're at these days so just sent to your parents place.

Anyway, I didn't get a reply, so I sent a quick txt to MIL as well, basically saying the same thing, that I'd sent it to them because I wasn't sure where he was these days, so could she make sure he gets it before he leaves, as it's a going away thing, so it kinda defeats the purpose if he doesn't get it before he leaves, (and considering I actually put some thought and effort into it, I didn't want him to not get it, but I didn't mention that).

She replied right away and said she'd make sure she gave it to him when he comes over tomorrow morning, then said she'd contact me next week about catching up and stuff.

An hour or so goes by, and I get a txt from H:
"Thanks. I got the present."
Well obviously, judging by what his mum said, he hasn't gotten it yet, but was making out like he had, so I wouldn't tweak to him not living at his parents' place anymore.

I wondered if I should just leave it and he'd figure it out tomorrow morning if his mum mentioned my having checked with her that it had arrived, but then I thought bugger it, and sent this in reply:
Well when I checked with your mum to make sure it had arrived, she said she'd give it to you tomorrow morning when you go over there, but you're welcome in advance anyway. I added a on the end, so as not to come across as bitchy.

So right now he knows that I know he was telling little white lies, and he knows that I know he's no longer living with the 'rents. He done got bussssted.