1. What if it deflates at exactly the wrong time? Like right when her clothes come off? If she's got even a hint of "body issues", that's going to hurt badly.
2. Any failure to achieve an erection might hurt a woman's feelings, as far as the man can tell. Best to avoid the whole situation as long as he can get away with it, and hope the horse does learn to sing.
3. He might even wonder if it does have something to do with her attractiveness, her attitude, or something else about her, although he'll never breathe a word of it. If it comes and goes, and works better without pressure, it'll probably work better when he's alone, which will add to his doubts.
Oh yeah, woman on top doesn't work at all unless the column is structurally sound. It hurts, and probably carries a risk of injury. At least it felt like it might the time or two I tried it without proper reinforcement.
a fine and enviable madness, this delusion that all questions have answers, and nothing is beyond the reach of a strong left arm.
