You guys don't realize how hard it was to find a card that somehow didn't relate to the affair.

I did get her the chocolates with bailey's Irish cream liquor inside for her B day but I was thinking about looking for a lamp for her desk also. Our finances are really stretched right now. I don't know if my W is feeling guilty or she just wants me to buy stuff for me so I will not try to be intimate but she keeps encouraging me to get stuff.

Husband

And if I claim to be a wise man, well
It surely means that I don't know