I'm sorry you find yourself in this situation. It sucks and there is no nice way to clean that up. It just plain sucks. You DO need a shovel but not to bury your feelings. Now if you want to dig a hole and put the OM in it, well, that I understand.

Actually you need to get some of the horror/anger out of your system, so how about taking the shovel and beating a telephone pole until it breaks? Or some similar activity that simply gets the aggression out. I recommend using a rubber hose to beat on your bed. In private, preferably.

I too have to see the OP because our children go to the same school. Believe me, I'd like to take my shovel with me, just once.

I have a shovel and I'm not afraid to use it.
Stubby