First of all I have to let ya all know I have been drinking and I don’t mean lemon aid. After work I came home and had something to eat. W asked me if I could hook up a phone line in her Office. SOOO I spliced into the line in my shop and ran a line. Then she asked about me running a Cable for the T.V in her office. She just wanted me to get a long cable and run it around the room but I think I will go under the house and run a cable. Then it happened. I noticed my W did not have her Wedding ring on. Now she has been moving things around in her "office" BUT..... Her ring was not on the dresser where she leaves it when she is not wearing them. Soooo I hit a bump on my PMA SOOOOO I went over MIL house and pruned her roses, Cleaned her gutters (it's supposed to rain tonight. I live in northern calif. It never rains in southern calif right Cali?) Then I trimmed her ivy. After I went in MIL house and had a couple shots of JD with her. When I got home W was in a good mood. I went out back and picked 6 sacks of apples form our tree to take into work tomorrow. After that W was getting dinner ready and she asked me if I wanted a rum and coke. I know I should not have but she asked me so I could not turn her down . then my son I were sitting at the table and a add for Mervyns was there and they had a sale on bras so son and I discussed bra sizes. And W got into it. This is good because before W would get all bothered if I said anything related to sex. We had a great dinner. I gave my W a kiss on the for head and thanked her for dinner. She said “you are welcome”. And I came here and started typing. I need to go to the store so I will be back in a bit to see if any body can make any since of anything I just wrote.
Husband (i think)
Last edited by husband; 10/05/0701:43 AM.
And if I claim to be a wise man, well It surely means that I don't know
