Ok, that is probably the funniest thing I have heard. I don't even know what you look like, but I can picture you beckoning to your D "Its not bad, come...." and you being knocked down!! \:\) Glad you kept your shorts somewhat on. \:\) \:\) \:\)

Why must they bait us?? Isn't it bad enough what they have done to 'knock us down', must they instigate fights/disagreements? I wouldn't ask about the cell phone, I am sure she is waiting for you to do it. Have you called the old number? I wonder if she transferred her number?