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the flatulence is bad for the atmosphere


What is good and what is bad?

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Pigs everybody knows they are just dirty.


Yeah, but don't they have like a several minute long O or something?

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Chickens really why make eggs so close to your butt hole? Can't be good.


Human females have babies near their butt hole

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You can't cuddle a fish.


Yes you can, all you need is some stickum' Although I wouldn't recommend with a piranha.

Chrome

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