What do you say if H/W asks, "What are you doing"?

What I mean is, I keep waiting for my H to say, "what are you doing T?" "Why are you still here?" "Why haven't you filed"?

Curious what you would say...

M41
H42
D17
Adopted N14
M22 T24
"Bomb" 4/07
Sep 8/07
Admitted OW 11/07(only to me)
OW back 12/4/07
PA on off thru 7/08
says done w/OW but not coming home 8/08
D final 7/09
Moving on and up!!