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I'm sure I looked really sexy to him especially after we were trying to pour some chili in a container and it got on me. I was holding it while he poured and it got all over my shirt right on my breast. What man is not turned on my by a woman with chili on her breast? LOL


You've heard of the Bollywood "wet sari" movies, right? This was probably nearly as tasty. Too bad he didn't ask if you could lick it off: then you could retire from these boards forever.