Get me on a smoother ride....need advice - part 3

[Pamar]

SueS,

I have DR and it has helped me immensely. Would be interested in views on the other one though.

Here's my 4 stages of love(sex):

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"

Hopefully, we will all be back to Smurf love/sex in the near future.