Here's what you do the next time FIL tries that. It is from the movie Dodgeball.

As he moves in, stop him and as you pretend to swallow something, say, "sorry, I had to swallow my own vomit when I pictured kissing you."


Me: 44
S: 17 and 7
Final-6-13-08
I once went to a psychic who told me I would soon feel cheated......