One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the h*ll is this??', he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'Honey ,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker:....
'It's not talcum powder......
It's 'Miracle Grow'.'
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are. -- Bernice Johnson Reagon
